Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Lawak : Buka seluar dan angkat skirt

Seorang Guru ingin mengetahui sejauh mana kepintaran murid-muridnya. Dia bertanya satu soalan kepada seorang murid perempuan.
Guru : Bila kamu bertemu penjahat yang ingin memperkosa kamu, apa yang akan kamu
lakukan?
Murid: Saya akan menaikkan skirt saya tinggi-tinggi! 
Guru :HAH ! (terperanjat) , lepas tu awak buat apa?
Murid: Saya akan suruh penjahat tu buka seluarnya.
Guru : Habis tu apa yang ... (Mula Khuatir)Jeng! Jeng! Jeng!
Murid : Lepas tu, saya akan lari. Saya dapat lari laju jika skirt saya diangkat, sedangkan penjahat itu susah nak kejar sebab seluarnya tersangkut di kaki ketika dilucutkan...
What were you thinking?

8 comments:

  1. ari tu dah dengo lawak nih ikut radia THR!klako..klako..

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  2. hahaha..boleh tahan..nnt leh la praktikan..hahahaha..pecah perot aku enchek Luth oiii...

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  3. Kelakor la jugak..
    tp idea nie sangatlah bernas...
    leh dipraktikkan oleh mangsa2 yg terdesak..
    ooopppsss...
    berani ker?

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  4. nnt ad ank pompuan , jgn lupa ajar der ttg nih ... huhuhu ... lari angkat kain ak dh pnh wat ... ms kecik2 dulu r ... dh bsr2 nih , jln dgn pnh syopan syantun r ... kuikuikui

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  5. haha..

    kalau laki tu lucutkan seluar cepat2, pastu kejar balik budak pompuan tu cmne lak?

    habis ar kene rogol jgk..

    haha

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